idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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icarly-official:

that escalated quickly

ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

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jerkofficial:

when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful

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isxbelle:

Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

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This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

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ask-aph-alfred:

niegelvonwolf:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

I guess it’ll soon it’ll be know as kawaii.

Did you

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

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