tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

perfumeandpancakes:

ellen degeneres can host my funeral

hi:

hi:

"yay, it’s finally summer!"

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roguephoenix311:

paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

No one invited the carriage anyway…

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

(Bron: blackwithmoreblack)

justnabingaround:

give me food and I am yours

"I’m definitely the best king in England at the moment."
— Charles II, after his commitment was questioned in the House of Commons. (via ieatedthepurpleone)

jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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myuselessbooklife:

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

i like to think it’s why i don’t have any friends… but really I’m just not that cool.

(Bron: americatbh)

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

carryonmy-assbutt:

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

this could not have had a better out come

(Bron: smallplantfriend)